Actual conversation, 6:11 p.m.
Jack: Mom, I've been thinking, and I've decided to limit the number of hours I watch TV.
Me: Really? Wow. To how many?
Me: Seven... a day? Or a week?
Jack: No, 7p.m.
Me: What about 7p.m.?
Jack: I won't watch any TV after 7p.m.
Me: Wow, Jack. That's very mature of you. Does this have anything to do with that lecture I gave you the other night?
Jack: No. Well, maybe a little. That and there's nothing good after the Simpsons.